Vienna

Last but not least the crazy Amsterdam!

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My first reaction after 1 hour in Amsterdam was, WTF??? Densely packed streets. Everywhere groups of more or less drunken Bachlor/ette parties marching across the city. The fancy ladies behind the famous windows in redlight district and everywhere coffee shops with happy people inside, I think there is no other place in the world like this … it’s what the mass would call crazy 😉 and to say it honestly in nearly every other country in this world the things going on in Amsterdam would be classified as “not normal”.

Even for me it costs an amount of effort to  strip off my clothes, because therer is always a BIG crowd around. Ok, take a deep breath and out of the coat … woohhooo … I am standing here completely nude in the middle of this mass and of course immediately dozens of people realize what’s going on there, what a rush. After short time I get so compfortable with the situation that I decide to take an ice cream completely nude. I line up in the nude and get lot of attention. Matt is filming the whole scene. Again and again people come to me and ask me for a common picture which I happily comply. The seller ask me why I am nude, which I answer short “because I like it”, he is laughing. Of course with all the audience it took not long time that the police got notice of me, 10 minutes later we are laying in the park and looking at the pictures we shoot so far. Suddenly 2 policeman standing next to us. They confront us with the complaint that we did something “NOT NORMAL”. We asked what does it mean and got the explanation that it’s not normal to be nude in a public place. They told us that some people could feel disturbed by seeing a nude woman and that there are children around. All these is happened while direct next to us the people are laying in the park and smoking joints. It’s so bizarre that we start to discuss with the policemen about the question “what is normal?” We tell them that this what’s going on direct next to us would everywhere else “not normal” but in Amsterdam it’s “normal” this shows how complicated it is to define “normal”. We also discuss about the question if it’s harmful to children to see a nude woman but on the other hand it seems to be ok to see drunken adults in the streets. It was a long discussion but in the end they told us it’s ok for the first time but that they will not accept it a second time. … 3 hours later we are in the same situation again. This time we have an very unpleasant contemporary from the local government against us and he isn’t willing to discuss with me, so he gives us the funniest fine I ever got and I was really about to thank him for this very creative fine. On the fine is standing: “nakkt op straat in alleen a slipje” in English “naked on street with only a thong”. I don’t know why he thought that I was wearing a pantie 😉 I am really proud about this present from one of the most crazy cities in the world, hehehe …

This was my last side story about my nude city adventures! I will go on with these stories when we about to publish the second book. I hope you had a lot of fun with my stories and I have to thanks all who supported my upcoming book project. I think you could see how much work it means and also how much effort it costs to keep all this alive. Therefore I am really happy about everybody who will decide to support my book project now in the finale phase of the campaign!

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Kisses Vienna